A few nights ago the best show on cable TV, Red Eye, showed a clip of video personal ads that had to be from the 80's or the South, either way, it was a good time. It got me thinking though. What would *I* say if I had to "sell myself". This is what I came up with:
JP: WF, 5'7", chubby, blonde hair, green eyes. Sarcastic, cynical, cranky, insomniac. Slightly witty. Geeky nerd. Technologically moronic. Fag hag. Narcissistic for average-looking. Long legs, no torso, big head. Agnostic, awkward, stubborn Irish/Scottish/German/English. Libertarian; Liberals/Democrats need not respond.
Seeing it in print, I don't seem like much of a catch. It scares me to think about what kind of guy would answer this. Yikes!
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